Die hard

Mayday! Mayday! Anyone copying channel nine?
No ... lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
Welcome to the party, pal!!!
Yippee-ki-yay...
Omigod, the quarterback is toast!!!
Now we do not want your help-- is that clear? We don't want your help!!
We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

 

 

Birdcage

you do an eclectic celebration of a dance, you do Madonna Moadonna Madonna
I know nothing because i'm not a woman... Your not a woman... ohh you Bastard!
come here and give me a hug ahhhhha!
Perfect
ohh I can play it
"Daughter: We have been sleeping together for a year. Father: Ohhhh God"

 

James Bond

Kronsteen, you sure this plan is fool proof..
S.P.E.C.T.R.E
Think twice 007
That's what I call trouble

 

Star Wars

What is thy bidding my master
You don't know the power of the dark side
Apology accepted (Darth Vader)
Help you I can (Yoda)

 

Beavis & Butthead

It's 10 pm, do you know where your wiener is?
Do not make my bunghole angry!
Bare ass on TV !
The mighty bungholiooo!
My bunhole will talk
I am Cornholio
It's time to go home
Hey Baby
BUNGHOLE!  Heh-heh-m-heh!   Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo.
Are we like, gonna do it?   Uh-huh-huh-huh
..You've got two seconds Uhh...is that gonna be enough time?

Clint Eastwood

This is a 44. Magnum..
Who the fuck said that! Who's the..
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Unscrew your head and shit down..
You little maggots! You make me wanna vomit!

 

Bambi

(Thumper) Thumps, I'm thumpin', that's why they call me Thumper (+ echo)
(Thumper) Ca mon, you can do it
(Thumper) Gee wiz, what happened that time?
(Thumper) If ya can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all
(Ground hog) Good morning, hum, nice sunny day
(Flower the skunk) Well, good night
(Flower the skunk) That's all right, he can call me a flower if he wants to

 

Jumanji

(Young Sarah) At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun
(Alan) A hunter from the darkest wild, make you feel just like a child
(Judy) There is a lesson you will learn, sometimes you must go back a turn.
Peter) This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition
(Sarah) Every month at the quarter moon, there will be a monsoon in your lagoon
(Sarah) Your almost there with much at stake, now the ground begins to quake
(Alan) Beware the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand
(Robin Williams) "Oh you have no idea what you're getting yourself into

 

Nalle puh & vänner

(Tigger) I got royal blood, I'm a king
(Piglet) Oh, dddear, what would we do?
(Tigger) Hey what ya doin', lyin' down on the job?
(Pooh) Giggle, you know if I could fly it would be much less of a bother getting honey
(Pooh) Think, think, think
(Pooh) OH bother!
(Eyeore) If it is a good mornin', which I doubt
(Rabbit) My mornings aren't complete without at leaset one major catastrophe
(Eyeore) Everybody's always sayin', what goes up must come down
(Rabbit) You'll have to go to your room and serve your time
(Tigger) If I was any better lookin' you'd need two of me to hold all that gorgeous. kiss

 

Toy story

Stranger from the outside
(Lee Ermy) Code Red, repeat we are at code red, recon plan Charlie, execute, move, move, move
(Rex) Great, now I have guilt (background noise)
(Buzz) To infinity and beyond!
(Buzz) There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
(Sid) Extremely dangerous, keep out of reach of children

 

American Pie

Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch...
Finch: Single Malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years....the way I like it.

Kevin: It's Senior year....I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?
Finch: When was the last time you looked at the facilites at this school?

Jim: I have an announcement that I would like to make!  There is a gorgeous woman....masturbating on my bed!  
Finch: Thank you, Nadia!
Kevin: You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia....this is it!

Jim's Dad: (Showing his son a dirty magazine) Well, this is the...this is the, ah, female form....and, uh, they have, uh, focused on the breasts....uh, which are used primarily for, to feed...young infants....and, um...and also in foreplay
Jim: Right.

Oz: Hey guys!  Came to see me in action?  
Jim: Yeah.  I think you sounded pretty good!
Stifler: Yeah man!  I think you need to have your balls re-attached!

Stifler's little brother: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
Stifler:  Yeah!

Jim: You know we're all going to go to college as virgins...you realize this, right? I mean they probably have special dorms for people like us.

 

Austin Powers

Austin Powers: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah!

Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset.  And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach.  (Song begins to play)

Basil Expedition: The cold war is over!
Austin Powers: Well!  Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?  Eh?
Basil Expedition: Austin....we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing!  Yea capitalism!

No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary.  Her name is Alotta.   Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it.  It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!

Austin Powers: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!

Austin Powers: Oh Behave!

Austin Powers: I won't bite....hard

Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure

Austin Powers: How did this get in here?  Somebody's pulling a prank on me!  Honestly, it's not mine!

Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!  Hahaha!

Fembots: (Repeats like echo) Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?

Austin Powers: Great baby, Yeah!

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?  How do you like to do it?  Do you like to washup first?  You know, top and tails...whores bath?  Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my  undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!

Austin Powers: Show me love!

Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant...did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No-ho-ho-ho!!  Only sailors use condoms, baby!
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin!
Austin Powers: Well, they should, those filthy beggars!  They go from port to port!

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy.....cat!!

Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Austin Powers: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
Vanessa Kensington: What?
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for thirty years!  I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!

Guy in Bathroom (Tom Arnold): Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!

Austin Powers: It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Yeah man!!

 

Braveheart

Are ya allright? Ya look a wee bit shaky
Are ya ready for a war?!!
Arm yourselves!
FREEEEEEEEDOM!
"Bagpipes playing outlaw tunes"
The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots!
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people

 

Full metal Jacket

 

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

Yer so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

Who the f*** said that? Whose the slimy toad cocksucker down here that just signed his own death warrant?

 

Good morning Vietnam

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!

Hello campers!  Remember, Monday is malaria day!   That's right!  Time to take that big  orange pill and get ready for the Ho-Chih-Minh two-step!

What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?  Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!

You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!

 

Happy Gilmore

Holy shit! Talk about your all-time backfires!

Haha...send him home. I just send him home. Time to go home there, ball. (putts) Son of a bitch ball! Why didn't you just go HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?! ANSWER ME!!

(Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly)

You're in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass

Well, I'm outta here! I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace!

Check out the nametag. You're in MY world now, grandma!

That's MY PUCK, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!

The Price is wrong, bitch!

 

Independence Day

It's the real thing! A radio signal from another world!

This'd better not be another Russian spyjob!

I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down and start a fight

Welcome to earth!

I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's ass, that's all

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

That's what I call a close encounter!

Ahh!! You can't hit nothin!!

I have GOT to get me one of THESE!

Allright Mr. President! Here we go! (Laser blasts) Allright baby, I got ya! Payback's a bitch, ain't it??

 

MIB

You're all here because we're looking for the best of the best...and we're looking for one of you.

I'm gonna get some coffee. You want some coffee?

From now on, you will have no identifying marks of any kind

I knew it. This is an alien and you guys are from some government trying to keep it under wraps.

Alright, I'm in..

I make this look goood!

Ooh, it gets better!

I'm telling you..that man does not look stable.

Do you have any idea how much that stings?

See, now we got to work on your people skills.

I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!

Hey! What's up?

You are no longer a part of the system.

 

Min kusin Vinnie

Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin-bama. You killed a good-ol-boy. You come from New York! There is NO way, this is not going to trial.

All rise as the judge leaves!

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible!

Vinny: I did not come down here just to get jerked off!
Stan: No, no...I'm not jerkin' you off...I'm not doin' anything!

Vinny: I've got 30 fuckin' minutes to get showered, get a new suit, and get to the fuckin' courthouse!
Mona Lisa: You fuckin' shower, I'll get your fuckin' suit!

 

Office space

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time, man.

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

Give her a ride on the ol' bone roller coaster!  AAAAAAAAAAH!  Hah!

I HATE THIS JOB! I HATE THIS GODDAMN JOB AND I DON'T NEED IT!!!

Excuse me? (Door closes) Well, okay, but....That's the last straw..

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about...Oh! (chuckles)

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

(Pulls paper out of printer)  Piece of shit!

Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here..

Do you know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit?

Michael rapping in his car on his way to work....

HE REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS SOULLESS AND WRONG!!

Oh, I'm sorry man! Look, I-I-You know, I'm talking out of my ass

 

Southpark

But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada.  Let us not forget Bryan Adams.
Canadian Film Minister:  Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

Al, tonight is a very special night!  Do you know why?
Big Gay Al:  Oooh!  They're having a sale at Merv's?!

Let me have some candy, Cartman!
Cartman:  Oh, let's see.....uh.....Nope, I don't have any Jewish candy!
Kyle:  Like you need all that chocolate, fat boy!

Oh Philip!  This is worse than the night I fell asleep, and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!
Philip:  I know, Terrence.  I know.

We must dig from here, so as not to be seen!  Come on bitches!!

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!

Shut off the power, Cartman!  This is very important, Cartman!

Damn, dude, that kid is fucked up!

HEY!  YOU BETTER GET PACKIN', BITCH!  WE HAVE TO GO!  WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

Oh boy, I can' t wait for our first shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang!

Get lots of sleep.  Tomorrow, we will all be risking our lives.....for freedom.

It is going to take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children!

 

Jim Carrey:

Ace Ventura

Ace talking about bats

ace talking to dog

Ace: Lohoseher

Ace (imitating Scotty): I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power

All-righty, then.

your balls are showing

Cable guy

I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy

This concludes our broadcast day

There's no end to the possibilities!

C'mon in ya psycho

I'll juice you up

This is Medieval Times!

Well look who decided to show

 

Ally McBeal

Ally: "If women really wanted to change society they could do it, "I" plan to change it"
RADM AJ Chegwidden : "this is rapidely approching a spactacle... I don't like spactacles
God ! I'm trapped in 70's hell and i can't get out