Die hard
Mayday! Mayday! Anyone copying channel nine?
No ... lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
Welcome to the party, pal!!!
Yippee-ki-yay...
Omigod, the quarterback is toast!!!
Now we do not want your help-- is that clear? We don't want your help!!
We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Birdcage
you do an eclectic celebration of a dance, you do Madonna Moadonna Madonna
I know nothing because i'm not a woman... Your not a woman... ohh you Bastard!
come here and give me a hug ahhhhha!
Perfect
ohh I can play it
"Daughter: We have been sleeping together for a year. Father: Ohhhh God"
James Bond
Kronsteen, you sure this plan is fool proof..
S.P.E.C.T.R.E
Think twice 007
That's what I call trouble
Star Wars
What is thy bidding my master
You don't know the power of the dark side
Apology accepted (Darth Vader)
Help you I can (Yoda)
Beavis & Butthead
It's 10 pm, do you know where your wiener is?
Do not make my bunghole angry!
Bare ass on TV !
The mighty bungholiooo!
My bunhole will talk
I am Cornholio
It's time to go home
Hey Baby
BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh-m-heh! Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo.Are we like, gonna do it? Uh-huh-huh-huh
..You've got two seconds Uhh...is that gonna be enough time?
Clint Eastwood
This is a 44. Magnum..
Who the fuck said that! Who's the..
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Unscrew your head and shit down..
You little maggots! You make me wanna vomit!
Bambi
(Thumper) Thumps, I'm thumpin', that's why they call me Thumper (+ echo)
(Thumper) Ca mon, you can do it
(Thumper) Gee wiz, what happened that time?
(Thumper) If ya can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all
(Ground hog) Good morning, hum, nice sunny day
(Flower the skunk) Well, good night
(Flower the skunk) That's all right, he can call me a flower if he wants to
Jumanji
(Young Sarah) At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun
(Alan) A hunter from the darkest wild, make you feel just like a child
(Judy) There is a lesson you will learn, sometimes you must go back a turn.
Peter) This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition
(Sarah) Every month at the quarter moon, there will be a monsoon in your lagoon
(Sarah) Your almost there with much at stake, now the ground begins to quake
(Alan) Beware the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand
(Robin Williams) "Oh you have no idea what you're getting yourself into
Nalle puh & vänner
(Tigger) I got royal blood, I'm a king
(Piglet) Oh, dddear, what would we do?
(Tigger) Hey what ya doin', lyin' down on the job?
(Pooh) Giggle, you know if I could fly it would be much less of a bother getting honey
(Pooh) Think, think, think
(Pooh) OH bother!
(Eyeore) If it is a good mornin', which I doubt
(Rabbit) My mornings aren't complete without at leaset one major catastrophe
(Eyeore) Everybody's always sayin', what goes up must come down
(Rabbit) You'll have to go to your room and serve your time
(Tigger) If I was any better lookin' you'd need two of me to hold all that gorgeous. kiss
Toy story
Stranger from the outside
(Lee Ermy) Code Red, repeat we are at code red, recon plan Charlie, execute, move, move, move
(Rex) Great, now I have guilt (background noise)
(Buzz) To infinity and beyond!
(Buzz) There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
(Sid) Extremely dangerous, keep out of reach of children
American Pie
Stifler's little brother: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
Stifler: Yeah!
Austin Powers
Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach. (Song begins to play)
Austin Powers: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: I won't bite....hard
Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure
Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's pulling a prank on me! Honestly, it's not mine!
Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!
Fembots: (Repeats like echo) Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?
Austin Powers: Great baby, Yeah!
Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!
Austin Powers: It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Yeah man!!
Braveheart
Are ya allright? Ya look a wee bit shaky
Are ya ready for a war?!!
Arm yourselves!
FREEEEEEEEDOM!
"Bagpipes playing outlaw tunes"
The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots!
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people
Full metal Jacket
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?
Yer so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
Good morning Vietnam
What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!
Happy Gilmore
Holy shit! Talk about your all-time backfires!
(Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly)
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass
Well, I'm outta here! I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace!
Check out the nametag. You're in MY world now, grandma!
That's MY PUCK, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!
Independence Day
It's the real thing! A radio signal from another world!
This'd better not be another Russian spyjob!
I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down and start a fight
I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's ass, that's all
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!
That's what I call a close encounter!
I have GOT to get me one of THESE!
MIB
You're all here because we're looking for the best of the best...and we're looking for one of you.
I'm gonna get some coffee. You want some coffee?
From now on, you will have no identifying marks of any kind
I knew it. This is an alien and you guys are from some government trying to keep it under wraps.
I'm telling you..that man does not look stable.
Do you have any idea how much that stings?
See, now we got to work on your people skills.
I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!
You are no longer a part of the system.
Min kusin Vinnie
I bet the Chinese food here is terrible!
Office space
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
Give her a ride on the ol' bone roller coaster! AAAAAAAAAAH! Hah!
I HATE THIS JOB! I HATE THIS GODDAMN JOB AND I DON'T NEED IT!!!
Excuse me? (Door closes) Well, okay, but....That's the last straw..
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
(Pulls paper out of printer) Piece of shit!
Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here..
Do you know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit?
Michael rapping in his car on his way to work....
HE REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS SOULLESS AND WRONG!!
Oh, I'm sorry man! Look, I-I-You know, I'm talking out of my ass
Southpark
We must dig from here, so as not to be seen! Come on bitches!!
Shut off the power, Cartman! This is very important, Cartman!
Damn, dude, that kid is fucked up!
HEY! YOU BETTER GET PACKIN', BITCH! WE HAVE TO GO! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Oh boy, I can' t wait for our first shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang!
Get lots of sleep. Tomorrow, we will all be risking our lives.....for freedom.
It is going to take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children!
Jim Carrey:
Ace Ventura
Ace (imitating Scotty): I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power
Cable guy
I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy
This concludes our broadcast day
There's no end to the possibilities!
Ally McBeal
Ally: "If women really wanted to change society they could do it, "I" plan to change it"
RADM AJ Chegwidden : "this is rapidely approching a spactacle... I don't like spactacles
God ! I'm trapped in 70's hell and i can't get out